Comment Moderation

How I adore comment moderation.
1. An email arrives.
2. Read the first line, discover it’s just that idiot you decided to ignore the other day.
3. Scroll down without reading his boring, ten million page thesis on something that doesn’t actually exist.
4. Hit the ‘reject comment’ button.
5. Sit back and smile for a few seconds at how impotent and enraged said idiot must be feeling right about now.
6. Get on with your fabulous life.
It’s a beautiful thing.
P.S.
Thanks to all my excellent readers who sent me emails and chatted to me about how much of a tool this guy is. I completely understand you guys not wanting to leave comments and have his boring tirades directed at you. You’re all stars.
January 25, 2010 at 5:00 am
Hey,I did read GMs comments and he does make a few good points.You never bothered to argue his valid points; that's not cool.Latin is not really dead and people who use good english are not all elitists.I think the guy deserves a rebuttal, come on guys.Rick.
January 25, 2010 at 9:20 am
Hi 'Rick' After rejecting yet another comment from 'GM' this morning I noticed a comment from you that interestingly enough came through about 20 minutes after his. Also, according to my sitemeter, you both share the same IP address and are both on Mac computers in San Francisco…coincidence?Seriously Giuseppe, its incredibly flattering that we manage to shake you up so much that you have to resort to tactics like this but shouldn't you perhaps go get a life? Ash and I have had huge online lives for years, are the authors of many blogs, belong to many sites and have a large online community we stay in regular contact with. So as you can imagine, we are both VERY computer savvy, something you should try and remember next time you try to pull the wool over our eyes. You don't know who you're dealing with.Now go on, off you go, swallow your defeat and try and get back to whatever you were doing before we came along and freaked you out.